İngilizce Yazısma Örneği...

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Ingilizce yazisma ornegi:

(Türk ve Ingiliz Ticari Mektuplari !!!)

Ingiliz:

Dear sir,
We send our company information attached to the mail (as pdf). But the cost of operation you have foreseen is very low. This may take more expensive. If you send drawings of your current product, we can find the real cost including shipping.

Kind Regards.


Iste bizim Türk Isadamin Cevabi:

Sugar brother. (seker kardesim) Be a young man for two minutes (iki dakka delikanli ol). We put you in a man place , you become Tempra (adam yerine koyduk hemen dötünüz kalkti). No need to be artist (artizligin lüzumu yok). We know that this work takes much money, too (bu islerin çok para tuttugunu bizde biliyoz). No, why do you creating tension anymore , subtree
(hayirda, daha ne diye gerginlik yaratiyosun ki, dallama?). I eat all of you nobody understand (alayinizi yerim haberiniz
olmaz). You not understand the word ,you eat the grass where i put you,(Laftan anlamiyonuz , hala koyduum yerde otluyonuz ) No drawings mrawings my brother ! (Proje mroje yok kardesim ) You make 3 kurush work
camel ( 3 kurusluk isi deve yaptiniz ) I understand we can not understand
with you ( Anlasildi biz sizinle anlasamayacagiz ) But,if you go with this head to army , you take my ass as diploma ( Ama siz bu kafayla giderseniz askere kicimi alirsiniz teskere ) Here that much ! ( iste o kadar )

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