Married With Children

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Married With Children Season 1

1x01: Pilot



In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very disfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12148283/S01E01_-_Pilot.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12149228/S01E01_-_Pilot.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12149651/S01E01_-_Pilot.part3.rar.html

1x02: Thinnergy



Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse. When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12150639/S01E02_-_Thinergy.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12151769/S01E02_-_Thinergy.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12152330/S01E02_-_Thinergy.part3.rar.html

1x03: But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy



The Bundys and the Rhoades hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12153666/S01E03_-_But_I_Didn_t_Shoot_The_Deputy.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12155047/S01E03_-_But_I_Didn_t_Shoot_The_Deputy.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12155662/S01E03_-_But_I_Didn_t_Shoot_The_Deputy.part3.rar.html

1x04: Whose Room is it Anyway?



Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12157018/S01E04_-_Whose_Room_Is_It_Anyway.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12158387/S01E04_-_Whose_Room_Is_It_Anyway.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12159027/S01E04_-_Whose_Room_Is_It_Anyway.part3.rar.html

1x05: Have You Driven a Ford Lately



Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12160488/S01E05_-_Have_You_Driven_A_Ford_Lately.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12162053/S01E05_-_Have_You_Driven_A_Ford_Lately.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12162789/S01E05_-_Have_You_Driven_A_Ford_Lately.part3.rar.html

1x06: Sixteen Years and What Do You Get



Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12164431/S01E06_-_Sixteen_Years_And_What_Do_You_Get.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12166140/S01E06_-_Sixteen_Years_And_What_Do_You_Get.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12166932/S01E06_-_Sixteen_Years_And_What_Do_You_Get.part3.rar.html

1x07: Married ... Without Children



In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades learn that babysitting the young Bundys is a mistake when the kids turn their home into a rioting party.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12168563/S01E07_-_Married_..._Without_Children.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12170398/S01E07_-_Married_..._Without_Children.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12171226/S01E07_-_Married_..._Without_Children.part3.rar.html

1x08: The Poker Game



Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the check back.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12173130/S01E08_-_The_Poker_Game.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12174986/S01E08_-_The_Poker_Game.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12175925/S01E08_-_The_Poker_Game.part3.rar.html

1x09: Peggy Sue Got Work



Peg wants a VCR and Al won't get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al's relationship.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12177837/S01E09_-_Peggy_Sue_Got_Work.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12179798/S01E09_-_Peggy_Sue_Got_Work.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12180681/S01E09_-_Peggy_Sue_Got_Work.part3.rar.html

1x10: Al Loses His Cherry



Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12182643/S01E10_-_Al_Loses_His_Cherry.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12184725/S01E10_-_Al_Loses_His_Cherry.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12185649/S01E10_-_Al_Loses_His_Cherry.part3.rar.html

1x11: Nightmare on Al's Street



Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how to avoid them.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12187758/S01E11_-_Nightmare_On_Al_s_Street.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12189758/S01E11_-_Nightmare_On_Al_s_Street.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12190670/S01E11_-_Nightmare_On_Al_s_Street.part3.rar.html

1x12: Where's the Boss



After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12192658/S01E12_-_Where_s_The_Boss.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12194422/S01E12_-_Where_s_The_Boss.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12195254/S01E12_-_Where_s_The_Boss.part3.rar.html

1x13: Johnny Be Gone



Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12196918/S01E13_-_Johnny_Be_Gone.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12198535/S01E13_-_Johnny_Be_Gone.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12199247/S01E13_-_Johnny_Be_Gone.part3.rar.html

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Married With Children Season 2



2x01: Poppy's By the Tree (1)



In the second season opener, the Bundy's go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12201354/S02E01_-_Poppy_s_By_The_Tree__1_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12202516/S02E01_-_Poppy_s_By_The_Tree__1_.part2.rar.html

2x02: Poppy's By the Tree (2)



Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12203657/S02E02_-_Poppy_s_By_The_Tree__2_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12204500/S02E02_-_Poppy_s_By_The_Tree__2_.part2.rar.html

2x03: If I Were a Rich Man



Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12205514/S02E03_-_If_I_Were_A_Rich_Man.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12206289/S02E03_-_If_I_Were_A_Rich_Man.part2.rar.html

2x04: Buck Can Do It



One of the Bundy's neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundy's to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12207200/S02E04_-_Buck_Can_Do_It.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12207965/S02E04_-_Buck_Can_Do_It.part2.rar.html

2x05: Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1)



Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidently loses her wedding ring... down a stripper's pants.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12208795/S02E05_-_Girls_Just_Want_To_Have_Fun__1_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12209483/S02E05_-_Girls_Just_Want_To_Have_Fun__1_.part2.rar.html

2x06: Girls Just Want to Have Fun (2)



A stripper shows up at Al's with Marcy's wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at the strip club.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12210274/S02E06_-_Girls_Just_Want_To_Have_Fun__2_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12210872/S02E06_-_Girls_Just_Want_To_Have_Fun__2_.part2.rar.html

2x07: For Whom the Bell Tolls



The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12211696/S02E07_-_For_Whom_The_Bell_Tolls.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12212472/S02E07_-_For_Whom_The_Bell_Tolls.part2.rar.html

2x08: Born to Walk



Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12213320/S02E08_-_Born_To_Walk.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12214073/S02E08_-_Born_To_Walk.part2.rar.html

2x09: Alley of the Dolls



Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12214988/S02E09_-_Alley_Of_The_Dolls.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12215716/S02E09_-_Alley_Of_The_Dolls.part2.rar.html

2x10: The Razor's Edge



A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12216694/S02E10_-_The_Razor_s_Edge.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12217545/S02E10_-_The_Razor_s_Edge.part2.rar.html

2x11: How do You Spell Revenge?



Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12218785/S02E11_-_How_Do_You_Spell_Revenge.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12219870/S02E11_-_How_Do_You_Spell_Revenge.part2.rar.html

2x12: Earth Angel



Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12221251/S02E12_-_Earth_Angel_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12222766/S02E12_-_Earth_Angel_.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12223222/S02E12_-_Earth_Angel_.part3.rar.html

2x13: You Better Watch Out



This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property... dead.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12224737/S02E13_-_You_Better_Watch_Out.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12226067/S02E13_-_You_Better_Watch_Out.part2.rar.html

2x14: Guys and Dolls



Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12227597/S02E14_-_Guys_And_Dolls.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12228933/S02E14_-_Guys_And_Dolls.part2.rar.html

2x15: Build a Better Mousetrap



A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12230586/S02E15_-_Build_A_Better_Mousetrap.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12232053/S02E15_-_Build_A_Better_Mousetrap.part2.rar.html

2x16: Master the Possibilities



When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundy's go on a spending spree.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12233894/S02E16_-_Master_The_Possibilities.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12235496/S02E16_-_Master_The_Possibilities.part2.rar.html

2x17: Peggy Loves Al, Yeah Yeah, Yeah



On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first Valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say "I Love you" to her.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12237437/S02E17_-_Peggy_Loves_Al__Yeah_Yeah__Yeah.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12239168/S02E17_-_Peggy_Loves_Al__Yeah_Yeah__Yeah.part2.rar.html

2x18: The Great Escape



The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a rock concert.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12241239/S02E18_-_The_Great_Escape.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12243024/S02E18_-_The_Great_Escape.part2.rar.html

2x19: Im-Po-Dent



Marcy dents Steve's new Mercades and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12245215/S02E19_-_Im-Po-Dent.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12247019/S02E19_-_Im-Po-Dent.part2.rar.html

2x20: Just Married ... With Children



Having filled in an application for the Rhoades' to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the gameshow for newlyweds - "How Do I Love Thee", portraying Steve and Marcy.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12249269/S02E20_-_Just_Married_..._With_Children.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12251082/S02E20_-_Just_Married_..._With_Children.part2.rar.html

2x21: Father Lode



Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12253338/S02E21_-_Father_Lode.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12255335/S02E21_-_Father_Lode.part2.rar.html

2x22: All in the Family



Peg's hillbilly relatives from Wanker county pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's imputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12257709/S02E22_-_All_In_The_Family.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12259663/S02E22_-_All_In_The_Family.part2.rar.html

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3x01: He Thought He Could



In the third season opener, Al learns that he have had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat Librarian that was there in 1957.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12261909/S03E01_-_He_Thought_He_Could.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12264223/S03E01_-_He_Thought_He_Could.part2.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12265250/S03E01_-_He_Thought_He_Could.part3.rar.html

3x02: I'm Going to Sweatland



Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12267425/S03E02_-_I_m_Going_To_Sweatland.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12268145/S03E02_-_I_m_Going_To_Sweatland.part2.rar.html

3x03: Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)



A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12269990/S03E03_-_Poke_High.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12270604/S03E03_-_Poke_High.part2.rar.html

3x04: The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)



A nice weekend away for the Rhoades and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12272197/S03E04_-_The_Camping_Show.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12272772/S03E04_-_The_Camping_Show.part2.rar.html

3x05: A Dump of My Own



Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12274307/S03E05_-_A_Dump_Of_My_Own.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12274775/S03E05_-_A_Dump_Of_My_Own.part2.rar.html

3x06: Her Cups Runneth Over



Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12276029/S03E06_-_Her_Cups_Runneth_Over.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12276458/S03E06_-_Her_Cups_Runneth_Over.part2.rar.html

3x07: The Bald and the Beautiful



Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12277622/S03E07_-_The_Bald_And_The_Beautiful.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12278014/S03E07_-_The_Bald_And_The_Beautiful.part2.rar.html

3x08: The Gypsy Cried



When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12279581/S03E08_-_The_Gypsy_Cried.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12279941/S03E08_-_The_Gypsy_Cried.part2.rar.html

3x09: Requiem for a Dead Barber



Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12318190/S03E09_-_Requiem_For_A_Dead_Barber.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12318981/S03E09_-_Requiem_For_A_Dead_Barber.part2.rar.html

3x10: I'll See You in Court



The Bundys and the Rhoades sue a motel after Al and Peg discovers that the motel taped the Rhoades having sex.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12321216/S03E10_-_I_ll_See_You_In_Court.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12321984/S03E10_-_I_ll_See_You_In_Court.part2.rar.html

3x11: Eatin' Out



The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidently forgets his wallet. Its up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12324143/S03E11_-_Eatin__Out.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12324947/S03E11_-_Eatin__Out.part2.rar.html

3x12: My Mom, the Mom



Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12327210/S03E12_-_My_Mom__The_Mom.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12328040/S03E12_-_My_Mom__The_Mom.part2.rar.html

3x13: Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)



Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12330334/S03E13_-_Can_t_Dance__Don_t_Ask_Me.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12331174/S03E13_-_Can_t_Dance__Don_t_Ask_Me.part2.rar.html

3x14: A Three Job, No Income Family



Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12333559/S03E14_-_A_Three_Job__No_Income_Family.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12334402/S03E14_-_A_Three_Job__No_Income_Family.part2.rar.html

3x15: The Harder They Fall



Steve fears he will get beaten up after Peg gives a man "the finger", while Steve is driving.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12336690/S03E15_-_The_Harder_They_Fall.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12337495/S03E15_-_The_Harder_They_Fall.part2.rar.html

3x16: The House That Peg Lost



Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12339627/S03E16_-_The_House_That_Peg_Lost.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12340396/S03E16_-_The_House_That_Peg_Lost.part2.rar.html

3x17: Married ... with Prom Queen (1)



Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12342462/S03E17_-_Married_..._With_Prom_Queen__1_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12343143/S03E17_-_Married_..._With_Prom_Queen__1_.part2.rar.html

3x18: Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)



Peggy tries desperatly to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election... will she win?

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12345043/S03E18_-_Married_..._With_Prom_Queen__2_.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12345627/S03E18_-_Married_..._With_Prom_Queen__2_.part2.rar.html

3x19: The Dateless Amigo



Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12347255/S03E19_-_The_Dateless_Amigo.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12347861/S03E19_-_The_Dateless_Amigo.part2.rar.html

3x20: The Computer Show



Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12349263/S03E20_-_The_Computer_Show.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12349707/S03E20_-_The_Computer_Show.part2.rar.html

3x21: Life's a Beach



When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12350980/S03E21_-_Life_s_A_Beach.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12351448/S03E21_-_Life_s_A_Beach.part2.rar.html

3x22: Here's Lookin' at You, Kid



When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12352591/S03E22_-_Here_s_Lookin__At_You__Kid.part1.rar.html 

http://rapidshare.de/files/12353001/S03E22_-_Here_s_Lookin__At_You__Kid.part2.rar.html

Rar Password is BBGirl